road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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