Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
as a side note pls kill me
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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