it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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