so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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