Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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