i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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