i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize