Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She told me I should be a condom model.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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