How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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