Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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