All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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