I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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