David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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