You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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