What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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