connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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