talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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