I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
porn star boner night. come get it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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