that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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