K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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