i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tell her she can't have a vagina
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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