You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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