She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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