Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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