do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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