Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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