i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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