You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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