The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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