plz talk dirty to me
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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