Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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