can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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