we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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