Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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