That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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