just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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