Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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