It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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