try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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