sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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