My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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