he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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