Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
the raccoons are back...
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