you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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