she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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