Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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