im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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