Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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