He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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