I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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