We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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