Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
