Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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