The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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