Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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