How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
