Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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